Don’t Whizz On The Electrified Fence (Time Warp/Helicopter Squad, TV Boy/Atari 2600)

*Nothing to do with Ren and Stimpy.

From the depths of Harry Yack’s grainy, supermarket brand lemonade stained VHS library emerges yet more TV Boy buffoonery. I’d like to say Systema coded this game from scratch themselves, but in time-honoured tradition they just ripped off a game by Zellers. Who may have possibly stole the idea themselves. From this we can presumably gather there is no honour amongst hackers, especially not Chinese ones (allegedly).

Addendum: Through extensive research, I was able to ascertain that Zellers was an 80s Canadian version of Poundland. Possibly.

— Harry Yack, The Land of the Long Winded Titles.

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